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    The Sonic the Hedgehog Movies

    The blue blur is here and he’s totally radical! Ok, maybe he’s not that radical at first but we will get there, right? Join me as I break down the first three Sonic the Hedgehog movies before the 4th comes out!

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    Pirates of the Caribbean

    Yohoho and a bottle of rum. It’s a pirate’s life for me as I recap the 5 movies both good and bad. Find out which you should watch and the one you should avoid at all costs…

  • Hollow Knight: Silksong

    The game everyone has been waiting years for and that may or may not be game of the year material. I finally beat the game and now I’m gonna tell you how cool it is.

  • Kaguya-Sama: Stairway to Adulthood

    Kaguya-Sama finishes out its manga adaptation with a select few chapters that showcase some of the best snippets.

  • The Future of Pokemon is Legends

    Pokemon Legends Z-A delivers one of the best games in the series through changes to battling as well as a deeper story with a great cast.

  • Scooped up by an S-Rank Adventurer!

    Welcome back as I continue my study into the emerging genre of “I’m super strong but my friends think I’m useless for some reason so I set out on my own and immediately found new, better friends who all want to suck my dick.” Or something like that. I’m looking forward to guiding you some…

  • Apocalypse Bringer Mynoghra

    Ah, another entry in the long line of “isekai but the main character is evil or a bad guy or whatever the fuck.” Except I’ve read the light novel for this one so I’m actually giving it a chance. Woo. Overlord definitely turned me off from this genre and I can’t say I’ve ever enjoyed…

  • The Water Magician

    There’s a certain sweet spot of disappointment that The Water Magician perfectly nails. It’s the kind of show that draws you in to believe in it – only to shove that belief up its ass as it sputters about in the back half. I hate that I could have predicted it going to shit cause…

  • Superman (2025)

    Is it wrong that I went into this movie totally expecting to hate it? In recent years I’ve been on a “superhero-movie-moderately-dislike train” and a “DC-movie-hate train” since the Dawn of Justice so I was fully expecting this movie to be total dogshit and not even worth a place on my prestigious list of reviewed…